Sunday, September 12, 2004

FW: BUSH RESUME



>Subject: Fw: Please consider this resume before you hire in November!
>
>Message RESUME:
>
>GEORGE W. BUSH
>1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
>Washington, DC 20520
>
>EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
>
>Law Enforcement:
>
>I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
>influence of alcohol.I plead guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
>license suspended for
>30 days. My Texas driving record has been & lost;and is not available.
>
>
>Military:
>
>I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take
>a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.By joining the
>Texas Air National Guard,
>I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
>
>
>College:
>
>I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a
>cheerleader.
>
>
>PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
>
>I ran for US Congress and lost.
>I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I
>bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.The company
>went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
>I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took and
>used
>taxpayer money.
>With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including
>Enron
>CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
>
>
>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
>
>I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
>Texas the
>most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los
>Angeles
>as the most smog-ridden city in America.
>I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions
>in borrowed money.
>I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
>history.
> With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
>appointments
>to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000
>votes.
>
>
>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
>
>I am the first President in US history to enter office with a criminal
>record. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of
>over one billion dollars
>per week.
>I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the US Treasury.
>I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in US history.
>I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
>12-month period.
>I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
>I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the US
>stock market.
>In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and
>that trend
>continues every month.
>I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
>administration in
>US history. My poorest millionaire Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil
>tanker
>named after her.
>I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a US President.
>I am the all-time US and world record-holder for receiving the most
>corporate campaign
>donations.
>My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best
>friends,Kenneth Lay,
>presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in US History, Enron.
>My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
>assure my
>success with the US Supreme Court during my election decision.
>I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation
>or prosecution.
>More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than
>has
>been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
>I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to
>intervene
>when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
>I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history.
>I changed the US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
>government contracts.
>I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President
>in US
>history.
>I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the
>history
>of the United States government.
>I've broken more international treaties than any President in US history.
>I am the first President in US history to have the United Nations remove
>the US
>from the Human Rights Commission.
>I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law.
>I refused to allow inspector's access to US prisoners of war detainees and
>thereby
>have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
>I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
>inspectors
>(during the 2002 US election).
>I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President
>since
>the advent of television.
>I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period.
>After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
>security
>failure in US history.
>I garnered the most sympathy for the US after the World Trade Center
>attacks and
>less than a year later made the US the most hated country in the world,
>the largest
>failure of diplomacy in world history.
>I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
>protest
>me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
>protests against
>any person in the history of mankind.
>I am the first President in US history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive
>attack
>and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the
>will of
>the United Nations, the majority of US citizens, and the world community.
>I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty
>benefits
>for active duty troops and their families -- in wartime.
>In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
>Iraq and
>then blamed the lies on our British friends.
>I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)
>view my
>presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
>I am supporting development of a nuclear Tactical Bunker Buster, a WMD.
>I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden [sic] to
>justice.
>
>
>RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>
>All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
>library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
>All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
>companies
>are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice President, attended
>regarding
>public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
>review.
>
>PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004. PLEASE SEND THIS TO
>EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW
>
>
>
>

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